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I’m gone Ride in VA

Virginia’s foh Lovah’s - Clipse.

I’m here for a funeral for my great grandma aka Mema. She was the ultimate. So funny.

Jonno, my bro and I, are sharing this tiny bed in this 99% black hotel (not that anything is wrong with this…in fact, I prefer it…but just so you have a visual). In the lobby they gotz snacks on snacks you can buy. Funyuns, soda, budwieser, bombness.

We’ve hoovered tons of candy and shit. Tonight, after the funeral and sitting shiva for HOURS, we watched MAD MEN, GLADIATOR, and SlumDog Billionaire.

Now we debating whether to smoke the last of our weed. We have a WHOLE NOTA day here tho full of family stuff so not sure if it’s such a good idea.