I will eat you so!
{Miss you, Boston to LA to NYCer}
I want your legs wrapped around my head, on my bed, with the patio doors open, the Gorillaz blasting, and the spliffs burning on the nightstand.
Come home.
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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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