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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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So I, turned up the collar of
My favorite winter coat
This babe is a-blowin’ my mind.
From her head to her feet
There’s enuff to eat
Who am I
To deny
Pretending
I dont want to schtup her.
I’m looking at the Man in THe Mirror
I’m asking him to filet this babe.
