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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess/sport-fucking buddy. His father, a St. Louis cowboy at heart, reined him in as a child, only having to wash out his mouth with soap once during his early years.
Single, forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man finds himself thoroughly concerned with finding a wife, but more importantly, a bitch to lay with in the meantime.
Oh, and he wants me to tell you he he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City back in '01.
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Coachella Time Lapse — pretty fucking saWEET.
Bummer about you East Coast kids, thinkin’ festivals like All Points East and Lolla are one-half what Coachiller is.
“It’s not about the drugs…it’s about the music.”
Except that some bitch at the Girl Talk portion in the Gobi tent came up to me hiding a cat in her purse and saying “omg, feel him!!!” This cat was FUCKKKKED UP by the end of the 3 day festival, I guarantee it.
