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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Coachella Time Lapse — pretty fucking saWEET.
Bummer about you East Coast kids, thinkin’ festivals like All Points East and Lolla are one-half what Coachiller is.
“It’s not about the drugs…it’s about the music.”
Except that some bitch at the Girl Talk portion in the Gobi tent came up to me hiding a cat in her purse and saying “omg, feel him!!!” This cat was FUCKKKKED UP by the end of the 3 day festival, I guarantee it.
