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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Good morning, ladies.  How are you?  I’m good, you know, just catching up on the news.  It appears that I’ve been arrested for schtupping a 13 year old girl back in the 70s…weird.  Everyone was doing blow, driving ugly cars, wearing even uglier clothes, and listening to Donna Summer; my mind isn’t what it was (save for when I was making Rosemary’s Baby and Chinatown).  Once in a while, a guy stumbles into a pitfall of Johnson & Johnson powdered, un-matured, pervy-soft vagina.  Call it a lapse in judgement; it was really the ludes. Anyway, hope you all enjoyed the PIANIST.

Good morning, ladies.  How are you?  I’m good, you know, just catching up on the news.  It appears that I’ve been arrested for schtupping a 13 year old girl back in the 70s…weird.  Everyone was doing blow, driving ugly cars, wearing even uglier clothes, and listening to Donna Summer; my mind isn’t what it was (save for when I was making Rosemary’s Baby and Chinatown).  Once in a while, a guy stumbles into a pitfall of Johnson & Johnson powdered, un-matured, pervy-soft vagina.  Call it a lapse in judgement; it was really the ludes.

Anyway, hope you all enjoyed the PIANIST.


September 29
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