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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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If you haven’t seen this movie, go for it via NetFlix. It’s nothing prolific, but it is fun to see 17 year-old Kristen Stewart make out with Seth Cohen aka Adam Brody.
Meg Ryan is in it, and it only makes you wonder what she might’ve looked like if she hadn’t butchered herself via plastic surgery.
Watch this one with a spliff on your day off.
