bohemea: Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen I used to... -

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bohemea:

Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen

I used to dance by myself to this song while reciting under my breath 2-3-4, 2-3-4. I got pretty good at that dance the first summer I saw Dirty Dancing. I also got pretty good at convincing my tiny friends to attempt the lift with me at the local park. I was positive that, with enough practice, I could whisk a girl above my head & hold her there while she felt the wind in her permed bob. I never accomplished that goal, but I definitely became good at running my fingers down a girl’s bare midriff while making her eyes cloud with lust. Thanks for teaching me that trick, Swayze.

And thanks for being so rad, bohemea.

September 24

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