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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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(via fuckyeahmartingore)
Martin Gore you are so gay but such a pussy-magnet that you might as well have found a glitch in the space/time continuum. You wear pleather, patent leather, frizz your hair, and glitter the shit out of your face, but somehow, when you write songs, they seem to be about fucking chicks!
EPIC!~
