Dave Gahan
Man, Dave, IF I were gay, you’d be it, man. Depeche Mode makes me wet in the crotch. You’re not even that good looking; it’s really just the way you belt out songs and spin and shit on stage like a fairy.
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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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