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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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What’s funny is that this kid gets more pussy than any two Kennedy brothers combined. I always wondered how guys with facial hair went down on women.  It’s normal, but I imagine an hour or so later, you’re just chillin’ at Subway after a schtup, and you go to lick a piece of Salt N’ Vinegar chip off your lip to accent the Tuna sando you’re grubbing on, when all of a sudden, you taste pussy.  Yep, it’s your flavor saver.  I’m all for gettin’ them juices flowin’, but isn’t it funny how anything vagina related is disgusting once you’ve blown your load? Don’t even get me started on touching my duck after a fuck! YOOOOWWWWZZAAASSSSS! Sooo tender!

What’s funny is that this kid gets more pussy than any two Kennedy brothers combined.

I always wondered how guys with facial hair went down on women.  It’s normal, but I imagine an hour or so later, you’re just chillin’ at Subway after a schtup, and you go to lick a piece of Salt N’ Vinegar chip off your lip to accent the Tuna sando you’re grubbing on, when all of a sudden, you taste pussy.  Yep, it’s your flavor saver.  I’m all for gettin’ them juices flowin’, but isn’t it funny how anything vagina related is disgusting once you’ve blown your load?

Don’t even get me started on touching my duck after a fuck! YOOOOWWWWZZAAASSSSS! Sooo tender!


September 21
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