My Friend Evan is TRIPPPING

• Me: ya cunt
• Evan: youre the cunt
• Evan: haha
• Me: dude i need a picture of my outfit
• my mom took one but seatons are way better
• Evan: yeah i want to see that
• Me: I crushed your party
• Me: hah! boots more often
• Me: who was that nutbar girl rolling around on the floor like she was epileptic
• Evan: i need som boots man
• Evan: oh dude
• Evan: some gutter punk
• Evan: no idea
• Evan: had her friend take her home
• Me: she was nuts
• Evan: yeah, such a bummer
• Evan: up for a week im sure
• Evan: crack heads
• Me: jesusssssss
• Me: whats with that whole movement
• Me: Punk is fucking dead
• Me: you'd think they'd get the memo
• Evan: punks not dead
• Evan: just that idea of punk
• Me: punk is so dead brah!
• Me: being yourself is what is in
• Me: thats punk
• Evan: punks definately not dead
• Evan: but punk bands today arent like exploited
• Evan: or crass
• Evan: or the pistols
• Evan: animal collective are a punk band
• Me: animal collective aren't punk! they're alternative experamentilsm
• Evan: haha
• Evan: no theyre punk
• Evan: i saw them open for black dice in 2002
• Evan: they are a punk band
• Me: I saw you open for Yeah Yeah Yeahs, that doesn't make you -- wait, how would you even clarify the YYYs
• Evan: haha
• Evan: well dude
• Evan: im just telling you
• Evan: animal collective
• Evan: come from the punk underground
• Evan: the spririt
• Evan: is punk
• Evan: and that is what punk is about
• Evan: blowjobs on the beach in miami