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I don’t know about all the other Jews out there in internetland, but I effing crushed Rosh Hashanah this weekend! Bombass dinner on Friday night, epic day in synagogue on Saturday, and a dank dinner served by Moms with Matzoh ball soup, etc.
(**That’s me and the brosef on the bima — just crushing our aliyah with the rest of the previous Temple Judea bar/bat mitzvahs.)
Photo Credit by JerenSteph

I don’t know about all the other Jews out there in internetland, but I effing crushed Rosh Hashanah this weekend! Bombass dinner on Friday night, epic day in synagogue on Saturday, and a dank dinner served by Moms with Matzoh ball soup, etc.

(**That’s me and the brosef on the bima — just crushing our aliyah with the rest of the previous Temple Judea bar/bat mitzvahs.)

Photo Credit by JerenSteph



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