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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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John Rankin
Saw Taking Woodsstock today with my dog dog Jason.
Movie was meh.
“No schtuppin in the bushes.” - that’s the only good line in the film.
I wish everyone got naked all the time like we were continually at some hippie commune in upstate New York. People just cholling’ [sic], chibbin’ weed, grooving to tunes, getting low, and getting high.
Coachella is as close as I’ll ever get.](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp54ojEOpI1qz9qooo1_400.jpg)
John Rankin
Saw Taking Woodsstock today with my dog dog Jason.
Movie was meh.
“No schtuppin in the bushes.” - that’s the only good line in the film.
I wish everyone got naked all the time like we were continually at some hippie commune in upstate New York. People just cholling’ [sic], chibbin’ weed, grooving to tunes, getting low, and getting high.
Coachella is as close as I’ll ever get.
