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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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To Paparazzi by Lady Gaga. I heard them mixing and re-tuning this puppy with strings for the upcoming VMAs and as much as I hate this cunt, it’s all I can do but to shake my hips. I don’t care if she has a dick. Poker Face and Paparazzi make me dance like Kevin Bacon in FOOTLOOSE..EPIC to say the least.
Stay tuned for my tunes.
