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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Lana Del Rey @ Amoeba music last night.
@Scitron, I went to buy you something for your birthday, and they wouldn’t let me in because LDR was playing live.
Anyway, this pic is super cute, and it sort of reinvigorates my love affair with her. She sucked on SNL. Guess what? I only got 1220 on my SAT’s and yet somehow I still managed to succeed in life. We all have our ups and downs.
