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I can not agree with this John character more: these unemployable girls, who albeit hot in the way that makes me wanna finger my own ass, talk utter nonsense because they really have NOTHING TO DO. What recession?  I think I’ll just hit up my besties Malibu pad this afternoon, smoke a joint and wax poetic about the meaning of life on Facebook — cuz ya know it gives me a voice. Although this John kid is a moron and can’t spell THEY’RE…he does make a good point.  You think if Thoreau had a Facebook account he’d be status updating about his thoughts and hopes for the world? Descartes? Nah N****! They’d be living deliberately, man. DOING SOMETHING.  All these hos that wanna make a difference: newsflash — it ain’t happening at Forever 21, Westside Pavillion, or PerezHilton.

I can not agree with this John character more: these unemployable girls, who albeit hot in the way that makes me wanna finger my own ass, talk utter nonsense because they really have NOTHING TO DO.

What recession?  I think I’ll just hit up my besties Malibu pad this afternoon, smoke a joint and wax poetic about the meaning of life on Facebook — cuz ya know it gives me a voice. Although this John kid is a moron and can’t spell THEY’RE…he does make a good point. 

You think if Thoreau had a Facebook account he’d be status updating about his thoughts and hopes for the world? Descartes? Nah N****! They’d be living deliberately, man. DOING SOMETHING. 

All these hos that wanna make a difference: newsflash — it ain’t happening at Forever 21, Westside Pavillion, or PerezHilton.


August 26
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