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waxandmilk:

Michael Caine & Natalie WoodPhoto by Bill Ray1966
Even that dog in the back is thinking, “man what a fucking pimp this bloke is…one-handed, lifting her up from the ground, cig just chillin’ on the other hand, beguiling stare piercing through those thick frames and into her gleaming eyes, such an undaunted poise, demonstrating great command yet equal restrain, a gaze that speaks a language only her soul understands, sharing a moment that lasts for mere seconds but must feel like twenty lifetimes…oh curse the God that made me a dog instead”.


That’s me at 40.

soupsoup:

waxandmilk:

Michael Caine & Natalie Wood
Photo by Bill Ray
1966

Even that dog in the back is thinking, “man what a fucking pimp this bloke is…one-handed, lifting her up from the ground, cig just chillin’ on the other hand, beguiling stare piercing through those thick frames and into her gleaming eyes, such an undaunted poise, demonstrating great command yet equal restrain, a gaze that speaks a language only her soul understands, sharing a moment that lasts for mere seconds but must feel like twenty lifetimes…oh curse the God that made me a dog instead”.

That’s me at 40.



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