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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Simple shots like this, where I imagine this broad woke up, brushed her teeth, checked the Fridge, maybe did some minor Fbooking, and then stumbled out to the balcony for a smoke…this is what my dreams are made of.
Just look at the simplicity of it all. White slip, nipples peaking through, rainy 11AM morning. Beautiful.
