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suicideblonde: Madonna, 1983 Madonna -  You were my first boyhood crush.  I wanted to be your boy toy.  I have a first grade journal entry where I wrote if I had just one wish it would be to sit in your limo and kiss.  No joke. You just had such a zest for life and all the right moves. My first Halloween, my mother dressed me up as Bruce Springsteen and her best friend dressed her daughter up as, well, you.   Over the years you’ve schtupped Seanny Penn, Guy Ritchie, Jesus whoever the fuck, and A-Rod.  Where’s the deli counter from which I can pull a #?  Way things are looking I should be comin’ right up for some good ol’ Boars Head Hamjobs.   Yeah, bitch, stick that lolly in your mouth and get schtupped Like A Virgin.

suicideblonde:

Madonna, 1983

Madonna - 

You were my first boyhood crush.  I wanted to be your boy toy.  I have a first grade journal entry where I wrote if I had just one wish it would be to sit in your limo and kiss.  No joke.

You just had such a zest for life and all the right moves. My first Halloween, my mother dressed me up as Bruce Springsteen and her best friend dressed her daughter up as, well, you.  

Over the years you’ve schtupped Seanny Penn, Guy Ritchie, Jesus whoever the fuck, and A-Rod.  Where’s the deli counter from which I can pull a #?  Way things are looking I should be comin’ right up for some good ol’ Boars Head Hamjobs.  

Yeah, bitch, stick that lolly in your mouth and get schtupped Like A Virgin.


August 19
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