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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Zooey Deschanel
Wonder what it’s like to schtup a broad in Sepia. Wonder if it’s different from schtupping a dame in CBMGYG greyscale colours???
Zooey D is petite, pretty, and pristine. I want to skin her and make bath tiles out of her.
She looks like a classic dame from the Cannes Film Festival circa 1955.
Can’t believe there’s not a 500 Days of Zooey blog yet….
