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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Katy Perry - Firework
Did you guys know that Cancer and Domestic Abuse and Obesity are cured by Katy’s vocal abilities? Apparently, when she belts it out about overcoming your weaknesses, M-80’s and Roman Candles fly out of her chest and make it all better.
And you thought your mom was cool because her boobs double as milk dispensaries.
