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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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You - gorgeous.
Your laugh - contagious.
Your eyes — breathtaking.
Your touch - incendiary.
Your body - a wonderland (thanks, Jon Mayer)
Your legs - immaculate.
Your tush - so taught.
Your feet - adorbziez.
I have dreams of running into you and falling back in love, and even though it was intense and shitty for most of it, I still only remember the good stuff.
Like schtuppin’ on the couch after grocery shopping.
