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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Coop - Can you please get your shit together? I’m begging you. Ben McKenzie is begging you. Fuck, even Peter Gallagher wants you to mellow out.
You look exhausted - painstakingly over it. Come on! If for nobody else, do it for Summer.
Wouldn’t schtup you with Patrick Schwayze CiscoAdler’s dick.
