Coop - Can you please get your shit together? I’m... -

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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess/sport-fucking buddy. His father, a St. Louis cowboy at heart, reined him in as a child, only having to wash out his mouth with soap once during his early years.

Single, forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man finds himself thoroughly concerned with finding a wife, but more importantly, a bitch to lay with in the meantime.

Oh, and he wants me to tell you he he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City back in '01.

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Coop - Can you please get your shit together? I’m begging you.  Ben McKenzie is begging you. Fuck, even Peter Gallagher wants you to mellow out.
You look exhausted - painstakingly over it. Come on! If for nobody else, do it for Summer. 
Wouldn’t schtup you with Patrick Schwayze CiscoAdler’s dick.

Coop - Can you please get your shit together? I’m begging you.  Ben McKenzie is begging you. Fuck, even Peter Gallagher wants you to mellow out.

You look exhausted - painstakingly over it. Come on! If for nobody else, do it for Summer. 

Wouldn’t schtup you with Patrick Schwayze CiscoAdler’s dick.



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