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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Gina: What are you doing here?
Lucas: My life has reached it’s pinnacle.
Lucas: Joe’s letting me close the store tonight.
Gina: You’re kidding
Lucas: I am not.
Gina: Big responsibility Lucas.
When this came out and I was 12, everyone said I was the Lucas character. My friend Jon was the nutty kid eating pot brownies.
Happy Rex Manning Day!
