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Seeing girls wearing high top converse with the flaps folded and the laces all fucked up — something about it gives me goosebumps. It’s probably because it makes the person wearing them look youthful and full of zest, a free spirit even. When girls where Converse it’s an indicator that says, “hey, you. I’m fun. I will go to concerts, eat pizza, and guzzle beer with you. I am a nice girl who is fashion-savvy, but I can be rock and roll when I’m feeling edgy like Rizzo in Grease.”  Converse remind me of a simpler time when I wore them specifically to be like my friend Evan Weiss, and then duh, Travis Barker and just about every other punk dork I idolized, including Fat Mike, Tim Armstrong, MxPx, and so on. I used to love seeing my high school girlfriend wearing them with pedal pushers, or jeans with the cuffs rolled up. I mean, who am I kidding, my favorite all time girl-trend is a toss-up between Reef sandals, Hard Candy nail polish, and Dickies overalls, but Converse are definitely a photo-finish second.  Kissing Liv Tyler (on my TV) in Empire Records and Stealing Beauty is how I learned to kiss girls, by the way. Back in the fifth and sixth grade, I used to write “I Luv Liv” on my arms and wrists all the time with my friend, Jon Seaton. We must’ve jerked off to those Aerosmith videos a million times. We’d skateboard, go to GREEN HELL to buy serial-killer biographies, and then do whip-its and watch Empire Records over and over and over. *Note: these were the days when we’d hang out with girls all the time, but never really engage sexually. Sara Solomon and Lori Levine were the pristine teenage dreams, and we wanted them. They both wore Converse, come to think of it. 

Seeing girls wearing high top converse with the flaps folded and the laces all fucked up — something about it gives me goosebumps. It’s probably because it makes the person wearing them look youthful and full of zest, a free spirit even. When girls where Converse it’s an indicator that says, “hey, you. I’m fun. I will go to concerts, eat pizza, and guzzle beer with you. I am a nice girl who is fashion-savvy, but I can be rock and roll when I’m feeling edgy like Rizzo in Grease.” 

Converse remind me of a simpler time when I wore them specifically to be like my friend Evan Weiss, and then duh, Travis Barker and just about every other punk dork I idolized, including Fat Mike, Tim Armstrong, MxPx, and so on. I used to love seeing my high school girlfriend wearing them with pedal pushers, or jeans with the cuffs rolled up. I mean, who am I kidding, my favorite all time girl-trend is a toss-up between Reef sandals, Hard Candy nail polish, and Dickies overalls, but Converse are definitely a photo-finish second. 

Kissing Liv Tyler (on my TV) in Empire Records and Stealing Beauty is how I learned to kiss girls, by the way. Back in the fifth and sixth grade, I used to write “I Luv Liv” on my arms and wrists all the time with my friend, Jon Seaton. We must’ve jerked off to those Aerosmith videos a million times. We’d skateboard, go to GREEN HELL to buy serial-killer biographies, and then do whip-its and watch Empire Records over and over and over. *Note: these were the days when we’d hang out with girls all the time, but never really engage sexually. Sara Solomon and Lori Levine were the pristine teenage dreams, and we wanted them.

They both wore Converse, come to think of it. 

(Source: bohemea)


November 16
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