Lest you forget, I was the first kid in Los... -

Lest you forget, I was the first kid in Los... -

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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Lest you forget, I was the first kid in Los Angeles to have this record, know why? Because I didn’t have the album. I was so ahead of my game at 17 that I had the fucking CD single of “Last Night.”

A CD SINGLE!!

Also, I got a rad blowjob while this song played once back in the dizzay.

Julian Casablancas blowjobs rule.

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The Strokes- Is This It- Hard To Explain

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