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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Megan Fox - I mean, let’s face it, I’d schtup you, but I could really care less. You’re kind of a bitch (not giving a boy with a rose a chance to speak up, you cunt!) and you are sort of trashy.
Don’t even get me started on your thumbs, you psycho hose beast.
