Questions? Concerns? Advertisers? Email JewSqueeze{at}gmail.com
Ask me shit!
About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
Copyright 2009-2011 BlackBerry Jew Squeeze
(via gonsmithe)
brb dying and going to hell
Brilliant. Def gonna hit up the premiere to NEW MOON so I can see little girls shit themselves (whilst I try to get K Stew stoned at the aftahparty, she’ll prolly invite me to box her Mini Coop and go down on her before I bring her back to my pad for a schtup and some DVDs of The Wire).
