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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Leighton, darling, how was work? Rough day on set?

Here, settle in. I’ll run a bath.

I’m sorry, I’m out of Mr. Bubbles.

Would you like a glass of Domaines Ott?

I’ll have one too.

Here, relax. I’ll put on the new Feist record.

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 Tell me that you love me more.

5 - 6 - 7 - 8 You make me wanna masturbate.

I love you, Leighton.

I really do.

Sometimes at work I think about being inside of you.

Would totally try to schtup you — even if I found you on CraigsList and you weren’t on Gossip Girl.

XOXO

July 30

want to schtup

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