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soupsoup: charitini: Beer Summit: A Ditty Today during Office Hours I played us out with “Gin & Juice” in honor of the Beer Summit, and from then, well, I couldn’t help myself. With so much drama down in DC It’s kinda hard being President Barack OB…. Listen here. Sing along here. In this Jew’s opinion…they look like a backwards Double-Stuff OREO.  Wonder how this convo went: “Is Michelle watching? Now that I’ve got a cool buzz I need a KOOL cigarette,” asked Obama.   “It’s all good B. Ob,” replied Biden. “Look, let’s cut to the chase: you can’t go around arresting Black people, especially now that we have a Black President. Ya digg?” intoned Obama. [Thick Bosston accent]: “Mistah President, Mistah Vice President, with all due respekt, I would nevvaa. I was tryin’ to get home for the 8th and 9th of the BoSox game, when I saw a suspicious guy tryinta getinta a house. Rather be safe den sorry.” “While I understand your position, here’s mine: get your shit together, I’m Audi A5.  Rahm and I have tickets to the premiere of G-Force. Sasha can hardly contain herself.” THE END.

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charitini:

Beer Summit: A Ditty

Today during Office Hours I played us out with “Gin & Juice” in honor of the Beer Summit, and from then, well, I couldn’t help myself. With so much drama down in DC It’s kinda hard being President Barack OB….

Listen here. Sing along here.

In this Jew’s opinion…they look like a backwards Double-Stuff OREO.  Wonder how this convo went:

“Is Michelle watching? Now that I’ve got a cool buzz I need a KOOL cigarette,” asked Obama.  

“It’s all good B. Ob,” replied Biden.

“Look, let’s cut to the chase: you can’t go around arresting Black people, especially now that we have a Black President. Ya digg?” intoned Obama.

[Thick Bosston accent]: “Mistah President, Mistah Vice President, with all due respekt, I would nevvaa. I was tryin’ to get home for the 8th and 9th of the BoSox game, when I saw a suspicious guy tryinta getinta a house. Rather be safe den sorry.”

“While I understand your position, here’s mine: get your shit together, I’m Audi A5.  Rahm and I have tickets to the premiere of G-Force. Sasha can hardly contain herself.”

THE END.


July 30
politics
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