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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Jewish girls who think they’re Bar Rafaeli really need to get the net: you may be good at many a thing, you may have many talents, but posing for a camera has never been one of them.  Historically, Jews are awkward people.  From that Abrahambro, on down to Woody Allen, to Adam Sandler.  We’re a nervous group of peoples.  We’ve had our temple burnt to the ground on more than one occasion.  Ya know?  We’re really just habitually waiting for the shit to hit the fan.  We look awkward even when we want to be sexy.  Brookeschtup, I totally would’ve, but then you had to go and post this Amy Whinehouse meets Bathsheeba pic and it’s all I can do not to chuckle. Oy Vey!

Jewish girls who think they’re Bar Rafaeli really need to get the net: you may be good at many a thing, you may have many talents, but posing for a camera has never been one of them.  Historically, Jews are awkward people.  From that Abrahambro, on down to Woody Allen, to Adam Sandler.  We’re a nervous group of peoples.  We’ve had our temple burnt to the ground on more than one occasion.  Ya know?  We’re really just habitually waiting for the shit to hit the fan.  We look awkward even when we want to be sexy. 

Brookeschtup, I totally would’ve, but then you had to go and post this Amy Whinehouse meets Bathsheeba pic and it’s all I can do not to chuckle.

Oy Vey!


July 30
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