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Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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There is so much reproductive organ vibes in this picture I don’t know where to start.  It’s like I want to pollenate all these babes while listening to Joni Mitchell’s Ladies Of The Canyon, but another part of me wants to turn on Kill ‘Em All by Metallica and ravage them as if I were a caveman.   The babe on the way right is Yessica, and she throws me the mad sexual vibes when I see her out. Totally would make a schtup move on her, but I saw her with this kid I went to elementary school with last weekend.  I’m thinking, “listen, tootse, I’m not gonna schtup you whilst you dome the kid who introduced me to Mario Kart, ok?!”  Sometimes in life, you have to set apart the schtup vibes from the harsh toke that is the bong of life.  

There is so much reproductive organ vibes in this picture I don’t know where to start.  It’s like I want to pollenate all these babes while listening to Joni Mitchell’s Ladies Of The Canyon, but another part of me wants to turn on Kill ‘Em All by Metallica and ravage them as if I were a caveman.  

The babe on the way right is Yessica, and she throws me the mad sexual vibes when I see her out. Totally would make a schtup move on her, but I saw her with this kid I went to elementary school with last weekend.  I’m thinking, “listen, tootse, I’m not gonna schtup you whilst you dome the kid who introduced me to Mario Kart, ok?!”

 Sometimes in life, you have to set apart the schtup vibes from the harsh toke that is the bong of life.  


July 30
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