Oh Stoker babe, how I want to schtup your heavenly... -

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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Oh Stoker babe, how I want to schtup your heavenly bod.  Unfortunalmente, you have what Madonna would refer to as a BoyToy.  However, he’s not a Jew, and he doesn’t have the spunk/wit/fingering skills like I do.  He just a GoyToy, babe.  He don’t know the Shabbat prayers, he doesn’t have 8nights of bombness, he has one BS night where a fat fuck who can’t fit in the chimney anymore saunters around to the side/service entrance, and moreso, he doesn’t appreciate you the way I would. Bitch. Just cause you went to a Catholic High School does not mean we can’t bone. Ya digg?

Oh Stoker babe, how I want to schtup your heavenly bod.  Unfortunalmente, you have what Madonna would refer to as a BoyToy.  However, he’s not a Jew, and he doesn’t have the spunk/wit/fingering skills like I do.  He just a GoyToy, babe.  He don’t know the Shabbat prayers, he doesn’t have 8nights of bombness, he has one BS night where a fat fuck who can’t fit in the chimney anymore saunters around to the side/service entrance, and moreso, he doesn’t appreciate you the way I would.

Bitch.

Just cause you went to a Catholic High School does not mean we can’t bone. Ya digg?


July 29
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