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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Goose and Soph. Totally and incredibly thought I could 3someschtup these cunts, but it didn’t happen. Whateva. Goose went on to boff some other dudes, which is all fine and good, but don’t think I’ma slide my cork into your Zinfandel anytime soon, ya stank ho.
From what I hear, these cunts can ride. They can ride. They can ride.
Cocaine.
