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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Haven’t done that in oh, say, 14 years. I forgot how much that shit hurts your hands! I didn’t have batting gloves for obvious reasons. Then this group of black kids was like “you stick out yo tushy too much!”
Little did they know, they were talking to the catcher of the 1995-96 Tarzana Little League Champions.
Fools.
