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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Anna Chlumsky aka Vada Sultenfuss in My Girl.
Babe, you were my first full-blown crush.
When Thomas J died all I could think about was how I wanted to swoop in on you and spit mad game about Super Nintendo and Genesis (the band, not the gaming console — Invisible Touch was my first cassette tape). Good thing I’m not allergic to bees.
Totally would schtup you nowadays so I could say I schtupped Vada Sultenfuss.
