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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Zooey Deschanel
(Day 1): Saw you a the pool, looking oh so fucking fly. Want to inseminate you with my Jewish sperm. I know I would be a much better husband than Ben Gibbard, mainly because I don’t write shitty songs that end up as the Anthem of Adam Brody.
I wanna be the Franny to your you.
