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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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She came over on Valentine’s Day and next thing I know, we’re schtupping on the regs. She got in my bed, undressed herself, rolled on top of me, and the rest is HIStory. I’d call her up during breaks from work last summer and I’d throw her around my duplex, beginning the schtup on my couch and ending up backwards off the end of my Queen size bed.
Can’t believe we met in elementary school.
