Questions? Concerns? Advertisers? Email JewSqueeze{at}gmail.com
Ask me shit!
About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
Copyright 2009-2011 BlackBerry Jew Squeeze
There was that one time when you asked me to pick you up from the Belmont and then the second you got out of my car and into the kitchen you were stripping.
You were so rad in bed it’s all I can do to not move my hands from the keyboard to an area not meant for typing.
Schtupped.
