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Saw Blink 182 Last Night…Oy Vey…

And it was even weirder than I could’ve ever imagined. Probably the first time I left a Blink show and didn’t try to schtup my (then) 17 year old girlfriend.

Kids today are so fucking lame. They don’t even know how to start a mosh pit. And it was like Moms checkin in on their kids, and all I could think the whole time was jesus christ, am I really 24? Why the fuck am I at a Blink 182 show? Oh, it’s free for friends and family…which I’m neither…

Should’ve stayed home to watch WEEDS and NURSE JACKIE. Whatever, way I figure: it’s like going to MJ’s funeral…witnessing HISTORY.

July 21

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