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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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This is another Sophbabe. She’s super breezy and cuddly and shit. The kind you want to devour, schtup, and watch The Sopranos with. I bet pillow talk would be so radical. In real life, Sophbabe kinda smells like Vick’s Vapor Rub, but the kind that makes your balls tingle. It’s really a mix of Gold Bond and schtup pheromones.
Want to schtup but she had a thing with my neighbor, so that’s off.
