Thanksgiving Ass Crack with Dad

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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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Thanksgiving Ass Crack with Dad - An Annual Classic.

THINGS I AM THANKFUL FOR IN 2011:

1. Siri

2. Israeli women, and Judaism in general

3. Friends and Family (sorta/kinda)

4. Bon Iver and Ryan Adams

5. Bagel Broker

6. Jason and Alan

7. Sophie McNeil and her bodacious rack

8. BMW’s and their naturally aspirated engines. *Jonathan said this one year. I can’t take credit.

9. YouJizz.com

10. REVENGE

In all seriousness, I am incredibly lucky to wake up everyday with my health and be the man I am with the friends and family I have. I’m truly blessed.

Enjoy my dad’s asscrack.

November 23

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