A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Well, not the forum, but a funny thing did happen on the way to a dinner date with friends. I got on the 6 train last night to head downtown. Just so you know, I also refer to the subway as The Twilight Zone because…well..have you ever been on the subway? Anyway, something shifted at the 59th street stop. All of the weirdos got off the train and maybe, just MAYBE, every attractive man in the city of Manhattan got on the train. I’m pretty sure my jaw dropped like a fucking doofus. The train was pretty packed, so my future husband (didn’t actually catch his name…) had to hang on to the pole above me therefore leaning over me, crotch to face, therefore causing me to giggle like an idiot. No but, HELLO? Where have all these gorgeous men been hiding??? Is the 6 train around 8pm on a weekday where it’s at?? Even J.Lo named an album “On The 6” and clearly this is why?? Maybe I’m just a sucker for a man in a suit? I don’t know. But the point is that next time I’m on the 6 train around 8pm on a weekday, I will be wearing the proper attire for attracting a husband: NOTHING AT ALL WITH A PAIR OF HEELS. 

-Emily