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About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.
Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.
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Hey NEW YORK!
You hear that?
It’s the sound of everyone telling you how dumb you are because you think Shake Shack is even worthy of mention. Meanwhile, we got kids eating Animal Sty burgizzzesss making fun of you, your silly doormen, your over-important sense of self-worth and your overpriced cigarettes.
In the words of CEE LO: Fuck you.
you don’t got this!
(via foodpornstar)
