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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess.

Forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man wants you to know that he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City.

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I know this is kind of mean and obvious, but I still think it’s funny. 

I know this is kind of mean and obvious, but I still think it’s funny. 



Perri and Zach
©2012 Matthew James photography 

Perri and Zach

©2012 Matthew James photography 



Pool Party recital interlude with Zach Attack on the keys. 

Pool Party recital interlude with Zach Attack on the keys. 



Coachella 2012!!



Chloe, Talia, Zach, Horse, etc. 

Chloe, Talia, Zach, Horse, etc. 



Sher and Zach 

Sher and Zach 



@RealZachSchau and @oprinceo @ktdanza @McSoph in this silly fun video at The Wknd.

OVOXO Yolo



@RealZachSchau aka Penis House Mafia

@RealZachSchau aka Penis House Mafia



Bro

Bro