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Ask me shit! About the author(s): MjH grew up in the suburbs of Encino, CA, born into a family of hilarious Jews. His mother, a witty New Yorker with a sharp tongue, set the bar pretty high in terms of what he looks for in a wife/Jewess/sport-fucking buddy. His father, a St. Louis cowboy at heart, reined him in as a child, only having to wash out his mouth with soap once during his early years.

Single, forever wearing glasses and on the hunt for Jewish cunt, our man finds himself thoroughly concerned with finding a wife, but more importantly, a bitch to lay with in the meantime.

Oh, and he wants me to tell you he he once schtupped a dame at DIVE! in Century City back in '01.

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I still think Daft Punk is cool.

Oh, and I thank them for any BJ i got in college.

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July 21

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catmansmuckers asked: what are your thoughts on Overnight?

IS that like a band? or are you asking if I dig sleepovers?

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I played this game a lot in college. It’s super fun, but after playing for a while, you’re kinda like, “why doesn’t my wang work” and “where’d all my friends go?” and “why am I listening to Depeche Mode, playing NFL Blitz at 4 AM on a Tuesday?”

just kidding

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