February 2011
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SINGLE DUDES~!!!
I met Zach Dawes my very first day of Pre-School at Kirk of The Valley. As legend has it (via My Mom), I came home from Kirk on the first day and didn’t want to talk about my teachers, what I did, the jungle-gym, or even the new music teacher.  “Mom, I met this boy, Zach. He had on a Mammoth mountain sweatshirt and is too cute!” Yeah, even three-year old me was 30% homosexual....
Feb 1st
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January 2011
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Slang Chickens/PaPa/Mini Mansions →
Get ready for the ultimate February residency @ The Echo! Click the link and read all about it.  See you there, doob in hand. 
Jan 31st
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WatchWatch
Not to brag, and not to boast - but I called this shit 3 days ago.  inothernews: As if you haven’t seen this already: last night’s Saturday Night Live monologue, featuring host Jesse Eisenberg, cast member Andy Samberg, and a special guest Facebook founder.
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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sushi with my girls.com
Everyone FUCK OFF with this. It’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.  Wow, jappy New York girls on Twitter. Original. PS — stop sending me links to a blog with one fucking entry.  Seriously. This shit makes Alexi Wasser look like Anderson Cooper. 
Jan 28th
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Racist Martin Luther King Day Meal →
Jan 27th
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I am so inspired
by my new writing project I could shit my pants! Music. Family. The Pursuit of Happiness.  An MjH joint.
Jan 27th
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Slutever.org - New Favorite Site (NSFW) →
It’s like VICE, but VICE when it wasn’t stupid ass shit.  Once you get past the pictures of wangs and cunts it’s really quite interesting. 
Jan 27th
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“People are afraid to merge on freeways in Los Angeles. This is the first thing I...”
– Bret Easton Ellis, “Less Than Zero” (via nedhepburn)
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Books Everyone Should Read
Squeezes, The internet is a great place to get a quick fix of knowledge. On the other hand, there’s nothing quite like curling up with a musty-ass, gas-lamp smelling book. That’s right, a book. Remember those reams of paper held together by glue? They still exist. Let’s kill two birds with one blog: here’s a list of my favorite books, past and present. Maybe you might...
Jan 25th
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Wavves/Best Coast Tour Get Rave Reviews →
Getting excited for this SUMMER IS FOREVER tour!!!
Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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Spill Your Guts
I remember the day I launched BlackberryJewSqueeze.com. Like D-Day, or the great chipmunk fire of ‘78, it will be a day that remains in historical infamy. I was a young, twenty-four year old kid trying to make a name for myself by posting pictures of girls I’d schtupped or was planning on schtupping sometime in the near future. I even asked the girl I was banging at the time to pose in...
Jan 22nd
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