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You Can't Have It All

Last night I had a “Seder” meal with my friend whom we’ll just call Valentino. Valentino is head over heels in love with his girlfriend. Valentino sometimes worries that it’s hard to keep up with his girlfriend because she is uber-successful in her field of choice. Like most Jews on Passover, we decided to forgo Seder night #2 (the sequel).  Instead, we got drunk at El...

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Can Justin Bieber Come Yet?

Just a thought. 5 latkes says he shoots blanks.

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Heidi and Spencer: Trouble Brewing

This story is real, but this news brief was one of the funniest I’ve seen in a long time: “ It seems that there’s trouble in the fairytale romance of Heidi Montag and (that fag) : OK! has learned that the reality starlet has walked out on her husband after fewer than 18 months of marriage. Another source close to the couple confirmed: “She’s moving out of her house and away from...

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What the fuck is a Jason Derülo?

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Depeche Mode - The Things You Said (Music For The...

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Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber (CLICK ME,... →

Props to Jordan$$$$$$

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suicideblonde: Joan Jett - Crimson and Clover ...

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Download Phoenix 'Live In Sydney' for FREE! CLICK... →

you’re welcome, nerds.

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My Dream Girl

wears an oversized sweatshirt with one side of the collar off the shoulder, flip flops, and tiny undies.  She reads (books, not just Cosmo). She plays Mario on Ghetto Nintendo (8 bit Mario bros). She pronounces MARIO like MAR - E - O not MARE-E-O She listens to No Doubt and The Doors and 2Pac and Leonard Cohen, but also appreciates The Flying Burrito Brothers She fucks like I drive, fast,...

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Song of the Day: Suzanne Vega - Tom’s Diner

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