February 2010
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Were the Ninja Turtles a marketing tool for the pizza industry?
– Hipster Runoff
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Too Drunk
To fuck
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The Newest Trend in Vaginas: VAJAZZLING →
Can they do a menorah?
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I am
illegally downloading the new Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.
Be afraid.
Be jealous.
Be ready to get rocked.
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Jews are the funniest. RT @SarahKSilverman: I’m worried about Tiger’s balls. They aren’t used to having the same semen in there this long.
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I would even fuck you without a condom
– Me, to a girl.
If Billy Madison had to write Google Buzz in cursive, he’d write “Google Burr”.
I love to blatantly stare at people’s computer screens in starbucks. I’m in public, you’re in public, I’m bored, you’re bomb at spreadsheets
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thedailywhat:
New Music Video! Vampire Weekend - “Giving Up the Gun”
Directed by the Malloy Brothers. Guest starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, RZA, and Lil Jon. Third single off the band’s second studio album, Contra.
[spinner.]
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ASK ME QUESTIONS !!! →
ASK AWAY, TODAY (click the link above)
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The French Suck. Go America, you da bomb. http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/02/i-hope-she-didn’t-mush-her-baguette/
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Watching The Olympics
with your bong in bed is trés chic.
I feel like Juliet Binoche or Dame Judi Dench.
That show where socially awkward millionaires are set-up with prostitutes by a chick that looks like my aunt from Israel is the shit.
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THIEVES by SHE & HIM (click the link and listen) →
Real Talk: Zooey can sing.
Thank you to the lovely @perlyway for the link!!
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http://www.gilt.com. Get your fill. A jew’s wet dream.
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I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
– Rushmore
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I Turned 25
Usually, I am a pretty big purveyor of all things ME. I mean, let’s face it. I host a fuckin’ blog for Christ’s sake. I would say I’m usually a chipper guy who appreciates the finer things in life: good friends, laughs, babes, marijuana, the ocean. However, as fabulous as you all may find me/this blog to be, there is some truth to the fact that I’m pretty unhappy as...
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Roger Ebert: The Essential Man →
This is a beautifully written piece about Roger Ebert and how he functions day-to-day without his jaw, the ability to speak, laugh, and eat. It is well worth the read for anyone, not just fans of film and Ebert’s reviews. Ebert is profiled in the current issue of Esquire magazine.