March 2010
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INTV: How To Go Down on A Vagina
By Nick Scapa
February 2010
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Were the Ninja Turtles a marketing tool for the pizza industry?
– Hipster Runoff
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Too Drunk
To fuck
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The Newest Trend in Vaginas: VAJAZZLING →
Can they do a menorah?
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I am
illegally downloading the new Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.
Be afraid.
Be jealous.
Be ready to get rocked.
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Jews are the funniest. RT @SarahKSilverman: I’m worried about Tiger’s balls. They aren’t used to having the same semen in there this long.
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I would even fuck you without a condom
– Me, to a girl.
If Billy Madison had to write Google Buzz in cursive, he’d write “Google Burr”.
I love to blatantly stare at people’s computer screens in starbucks. I’m in public, you’re in public, I’m bored, you’re bomb at spreadsheets
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thedailywhat:
New Music Video! Vampire Weekend - “Giving Up the Gun”
Directed by the Malloy Brothers. Guest starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, RZA, and Lil Jon. Third single off the band’s second studio album, Contra.
[spinner.]
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ASK ME QUESTIONS !!! →
ASK AWAY, TODAY (click the link above)
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The French Suck. Go America, you da bomb. http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/02/i-hope-she-didn’t-mush-her-baguette/
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Watching The Olympics
with your bong in bed is trés chic.
I feel like Juliet Binoche or Dame Judi Dench.
That show where socially awkward millionaires are set-up with prostitutes by a chick that looks like my aunt from Israel is the shit.
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THIEVES by SHE & HIM (click the link and listen) →
Real Talk: Zooey can sing.
Thank you to the lovely @perlyway for the link!!
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http://www.gilt.com. Get your fill. A jew’s wet dream.
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I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
– Rushmore
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I Turned 25
Usually, I am a pretty big purveyor of all things ME. I mean, let’s face it. I host a fuckin’ blog for Christ’s sake. I would say I’m usually a chipper guy who appreciates the finer things in life: good friends, laughs, babes, marijuana, the ocean. However, as fabulous as you all may find me/this blog to be, there is some truth to the fact that I’m pretty unhappy as...