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Underworld - Scribble (Barking, 2010) Play this...

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Mila Kunis eating out Natalie Portman. Enjoy. You’re all jaded oscar screener wielding dickbags, so you’ve probably seen this. But whatevskis. It’s too good. OOOOMMMMMF.

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) →

sometimesagreatnotion: brightwalldarkroom: AN INTERVIEW WITH KEVIN MCCALLISTER ON THE 20TH YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIS ABANDONMENT by Bebe Ballroom He is forty minutes late. The pigeons in Central Park have taken the seat on the bench next to me. His hot chocolate is cold chocolate now. My phone buzzes and sends the pigeons scattering…. You will honestly not read anything more wonderful or...

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My First Blowjob

Holy fuck did I get bored. So I figured I’d tell you guys a really fun story called: The First Time I Got Head. It’s being distributed via paperback by Little Brown and Co., but I figured I’d let you read the juicy bits beforehand. Twas the night before TuBish’Vat and all through my house, not a creature was stirring, but for me trying to finger my 9th grade...

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